every superhero has his weakness..

oh and i forgot this one

2006-04-05T08:33:00.000-07:00

pictures of the craziest 2 days

2006-04-05T07:18:00.000-07:00

are we too into the game?

im positively not nuts

Thumb Brand peanut ear ring

i know kung-fuplace your bets

as time ticks

2006-04-04T08:31:00.000-07:00

my heart's pounding,
the mind's blank.

the nights are silent, the air is light
how lovely

WELL ON A LIGHTER NOTE

had 2 really great days with best pals field and duane. checked into changi village hotel which duane's dad booked for us for free. got into the tub immediately and took a soak. really relaxing.. woot. had alot to eat for dinner:

chee kway
char kway teow
hokkien mee
nasi lemak
satay
ice kachang

we were missing carrot cake. =/

bought snacks, cup noodles, biscuits and drinks back to the hotel and continued with risk, watched a harry potter video and ho ho ho .. field slept first. duane and i decided to rest for awhile from 5 to 9. haha continued to watch finish harry potter. field was still asleep hah.

continued to play xbox (tried out the really old school action games like captain commando.. wow man.. old school gaming beats new school gaming anytime i reckon) till it was time to check out.

3 more days, the past 2 days, spent with my best pals. will upload pictures we took sumtime soon.

not for myself alone

2006-03-28T11:33:00.000-08:00

its always important in any team game to think for the team

for the team,
PASS THE DAMN BALL.

ARGH.

r.e.s.p.e.c.t

2006-03-26T08:10:00.000-08:00

give it my all
stake my life
keep calm
humble in victory
magnanimous in defeat
thankful for praise
accepting of guidance

i respect.

steamboy

2006-03-20T08:45:00.001-08:00

had a nice time today
woke up bright and early to soak in the sun at the swimming pool with field. . we had uneven tans .. but nvm still shiok. walked to yishun mrt and realised i left my ex link card at khatib station top up machine (dun ask me how). i really am very thankful to the person who returned my card to the control station. must be less blur la!!!!!!!!!!! well headed to field's place for duck noodles (2 packets), man tou, fish and chips... and STEAMMMMMMM BOY!!! danm good anime man.. and field gave away some clothes to the karang guni man.... wooot! the karang guni man said that he appreciate it very much and would do well to keep it in nice condition and make use of them at the very least. steamboy.. AWAY!!!!!!

steamboy

2006-03-20T08:45:00.000-08:00

10-0

2006-03-15T10:56:00.000-08:00

FLAWLESS VICTORY. the panda brothers have well .. conquered all in their way.

hey mr panda..erm ... ERM......

i must learn to love the sinner, hate the sin

2006-03-14T19:03:00.000-08:00

im foolish, to have even thought that i was being appreciated, to think that i was easing ur burden, where all i am is ur donkey. u put me up on a high and bring me down, wad could have been more hurtful.

"Why are you laughing in my face?
Take your slander out of my place."

"i must learn to love the sinner, hate the sin."

i will learn, and i wish u the earthly pleasures, if its wad drives u. and seep it in while u can.. seep it all in...seep it good

i will be at the end, laughing in ur face........

THE END!

2006-03-11T14:07:00.000-08:00

Part 4

2006-03-11T14:05:00.000-08:00

Part 3

2006-03-11T14:03:00.000-08:00

Part 2

2006-03-11T14:01:00.000-08:00

"Yao.. yao hui... tell us your blog.. password.. yao... yaoooo... yao hui.."

2006-03-11T13:56:00.000-08:00

ONCE IN A BLUE MOON...

HERMOINE MAKES DUANE SO HORNY

2006-03-07T20:15:00.000-08:00

7th march: got together with field and duane to celebrate his royal buttness daune's birthday. which was on the 5th.. but due to a screw up.. mainly caused by field.. we celebrated for duane on the 7th. anyway, its not the date, its the thought. and field and i definately put much thought (and effort) into planning for duane. met up at cineleisure for big momma's house 2. didnt really catch the show cuz we were late *ahem....* and the show wasnt as funny as we thought it was.

yao: so duane, wad would u like to eat...
duane: errr.. i think i like vanilla..
yao: NO DUANE, wad do u want to eat...gosh..
duane:hmm..thats a tough one..i dunno...food court?
yao:no u eat kfc

settled for pasta mania and we sat next to the door where the waiters came through with the food and stuff.. and the door had this sign which we were particularly amused by. it read "full hands in full hands out"

headed down towards lucky plaza cuz duane wanted to .. go...lucky plaza... for erm...certain reasons .. erm ... yea.. but because this is a family blog site, i shant mention. haha but we had already planned to have swensens ice cream next to paragon.

yao:table for 3 please
field:yeah we just want to get an ice cream dats it.. so can we have it like takeaway
yao:WTF for!?!?
field:oh right..
duane:Dumbass..

had swensens banana split which was really good..and halfway thru our ice cream, i looked over my shoulder and saw that they had a whole bunch of balloons.. so when the waiter came over to fill up our cups of water, i asked if we could get a balloon for our birthday boy

yao:excuse me could i get a balloon for the birthday boy here please?
waiteress:yes sure wad colour do u want?
yao:PINK

hahaha .. duane carried it all the way to paragon and out.. but thew it into a rubbish bin after.. haha.. apparantly he was not happy cuz he wanted 2 pink balloons. =(

ahhhh hope u had a nice time duane really.. and we're not really sorry about ur nipples .. =
and u better appreciate the birthday card i made es-ho!!! wish i had taken a picutre of it.. maww...

2006-02-27T22:27:00.000-08:00

of video games and vulgarity spewing

2006-02-27T21:53:00.000-08:00

went swimming yesterday, saw 3 power rangers jumping into the pool with their pyjamas and pink and plue and red goggles.haha. bus + walk (all thanks to who?!!?? i just want to f***ing ask?!!) to jalan kayu for prata.. den tiffany.. invades a bird's privacy, and watches the poor bird shit. give it a break la tiffany.. u like people watch u take a krap anot? how would u feel.. see now the bird so embarssed fly away because u zhao geng it. tiffanyy... SIGH. give u eat honey stars u say not enough.. wad is this sister..too much la u .. den so unsporting.. lose bball den dun want to sing.. take all the aeroplane life and power ups.. still dun want to sing.. o well .. guess today at ur homeground must teach u a proper lesson. yes ...... hahaha

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1138700759/Worlds_Worst_Band

check out the link, for all those who only just ever wanted to hear a decent band.

huan ying.. ge wei ... enjoy!

every superhero has his weakness

2006-02-21T07:58:00.000-08:00

hung out with sir kellyofolis today, basically we walked back and forth between city hall, bugis and suntec.

at the sidewalk opposite suntec city

sir kellyofolis:"so sir hendry cornwell of canterberry, what do you say, should be our plan of attack?"

sir hendry: "well, i say ... we set up a catapult out of tress that we can find around here, and we'll catapult u over. when u get there, start making ropes out of those trees over there, and swing me some vine so we can get across, sir kellyofolis"

sir kellyofolis: "we'll cross at the traffic light ahead"

sir hendry: " good plan"

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no one likes cliches, but i find it ironic, because cliches happen to be the best advice mroe often than not. auntie mumtaj at the tailors mentioned some story about her friend.. long story short, dont act like a fool, and show love to people close to you, and not when their gone. treasure what u have before their gone and can never get them back again.. cliche? yes... true? i absolutely think so.

sir kellyofolis! thank you for getting the dents out of my leg armour

green tea

2006-02-16T07:19:00.000-08:00

14th feb:

while u people were out kissing and hugging and sharing lovey dovey moments, urs truly yaohui the idiot .. was serving dishes and clearing plates.. i was working dammit!! hahaha i have no idea how i signed up for work on valentines. it was a (n) (honest) mistake!! damn busy sia, really had no time to take even a piss. more memorably, i lifted the tray and knocked over the metal cover for the plates onto the marble floor and lets just say there was this really loud KRAAAANG and i was just glad it wasnt a plate. hahaha and some thing that my manager dear chee wai said (ask me if u really want to know, eh field?) which was really super duper uncharacteristic of chee wai and extremely funny! and oh i was working with a jolin look alike .. WOOOT!!! oh and i didnt get paid for all my sweat and blood because lydia forgot to write down my name on the pay list. *insert vulgarity filled abuse here* ah well ..

yesterday:
went to amk to shoot pool with field, played good good games, wasnt keeping score but i think i lost =( den go to suntec den field invited me to their jam session. TRULY HONOURED BRO. had a really good time sitting in and listening. it was like having a backstage vip pass man .. very very nice. thank you very much field and caracal made my day most of all.

today:
went swimming today! we bought sun tanning lotion ahahha just to try and we were so worried our skin would change colour like purple green blue etc. hahah but it actually turned out quite well! skin is not burnt! but yap really good swim today.

eh field... tell u sumting

2006-02-13T08:07:00.000-08:00

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST

=D

moving along

2006-02-11T10:05:00.000-08:00

caught the dever nuggest VS dallas mavericks game.. kenyon martin was on .. FIA-YA!!!!!! met up with field den tifa at bugis.

field: "i have never drunk in my life"

haha thanks field for the shirt. its really nice... really good thanks!

oh and we sorta witnessed a gang fight hahaha .. but they din throw any punches.. they were like in their forties and apparantly had a major disagreement between them.

went for nano party! bbq! ailin sara serxing and myself were at the "pit" cooking for everyone else, the food was good! especially the corn!! wah i like the corn. and the satay!! poweerrrrr

wished alvin and yongchuen and yiyang could come =(
great thanks to stella for letting us use her house for the bbq, awesome house man .. decor, everything .. very very slick. it was really good to see everyone (well not all) again. wonder when is the next outing????

what is happiness?

2006-02-03T09:01:00.000-08:00

trying hard to remain true to who u are .. when the world probably isnt ready to tolerate you

den i ask "what is happiness" .. we are all trying to find it ... trying to define it...
im just glad enugh that im trying to be true to myself, even if ppl arent ready to recieve it.

den again, i would like to improve on alot of areas.. sigh when can i (we) be truly happy

to a priest, happiness is probably finding joy in Jesus Christ
to an investor, happiness is probably achieving his 1st million before 25 years of age
to sumone who lives in a rural area, happiness is probably getting his next meal

wads ur happiness? wad is mine ..

wishing everyone happiness for days to come

2006-01-29T05:20:00.000-08:00

mommy didnt want her photo taken. hur hur.. wait a minute... MY PINEAPPLE TARTS!!!!!!!!!
grandpa stuck a key and a heart on his door. he explained that the key was to "KAI MEN" (open door) and the heart in chinese means "XIN" so that he would be "KAI XIN".. he's really creative. haha more so then i am =
i thought initially he was being romantic and wanted to say "the key to my heart" .... right.... i was obviously so wrong =]

a reunion of ample proportions

2006-01-28T07:36:00.000-08:00

this year's reunion dinner was a simple and enjoyable occasion. went to my aunt's place and hey .. surprise surprise, we were the first to reach. haha.. had really good food .. steamed fish , baked chicken, roast duck, sweet and sour pork, herbal soup, chocolate cake, almond jelly with longan and yu sheng. wow.. phew.. i can feel all the food in my tummy tumbling around.. like laundry in the washing. =D
oh on a sidenote .. my dad and my uncles and aunt were chatting .. coffeeshop talk.. hahaa den was something about religion .. and my uncle pointed out something really interesting

"doesnt matter u are staunch christian, buddhist, hindu.. the car there hang crucifix, tailsman...
they all still dun give way!!!!"

its true aint it? .. singaporeans on a whole are generally ungracious drivers..

so full.. but i still wish i had more of the chocolate cake... phoar .. power~
haha .. alright, have a very prosperous new year everyone! take care of your health most important k!!!

time for some cleaning up

2006-01-25T07:26:00.001-08:00

so this morning i got up and helped daddy to clear the kitchen which i promised like.. 2 days ago?? i was trying to find gloves just incase there were like cobwebs, cockroaches and lizards inside the cupboards. but i gave up after 30 seconds cuz i din know where to find gloves.haha!! o well .. this is like half the clutter den i emptied from the cupboards. trust me when i saw this heap.. i told me dad.. "dad i dunno how u want to sort these out, i would just throw away everything if i were you"
this here, is a pot! and ontop of it, the brown brown thing there?? u see?? ahhhh .. that is lizard shit mixed with cockroach eggs.. woo hooo~!!
more lizard shit. and cockroach eggs =
ahhh the other half of the clutter. look like got alot of things hor!! actually the only thing we cook around the house is instant noodles, milo and toast bread. shiok.
ahhh the living room.. on the shelf those red blue and white thing-gies, those are tapes!! yeap .. rows and rows of them, below inside the cupboard are even more tapes!!yeap, mostly cooking shows that my mom tapes. and i have absolutely no idea why there are 3 calendars up when we really only need to look at one. doh...
isit grossing u out yet?
still the living room.. piled with newspapers, and my mom's stuff.. plastic bags, paperwork from the office, calculator, diaries, cds, umbrellas..

i dont think we just need to spring clean. but mayb autumn clean, winter clean and summer clean.. BAHHH .. oh yeah, anyone up for cooking at my house?? =D

time for some cleaning up

2006-01-25T07:26:00.000-08:00

shed my skin

2006-01-23T19:16:00.000-08:00

hello, havent been blogging for awhile. yesterday was a pretty fun yet slightly guilty day. haha met up with boss at douby ghaut den went to buy clothes. really liked the buys 2 jeans and a shirt, boss got a really really nice pair of jeans as well. new year new clothes, quite nice la. i havent really like spend a day to get new year clothes before. ya so thanks to boss big time. walked around at bras basah looking for printing stuff with boss for awhile den went to plaza sing to get daddy some new year clothes too!~ 2 shirts and a pants, haha im so glad dat daddy liked them. something a little different from wad he always wears, thanks to boss again for helping me pick out the clothes ya. came home den gb with boss .. good fun it was. though abit out of our age (just abit = ) but it is wad keeps the panda brothers' flame going (sorry personal joke) alrighty!! my cough and flu getting much better. feel alot better now.. off course la, pay the doctor 40 doughlars.. dun get well i burn his shop down ah. HAHA
chinese new year coming already, take care everybody dun eat too much goodies (if not it will turn out to be baddies =D ) and have fun collecting hong baos. and oh .. to make it more memorable or sumting, maybe when u eat the goodie den ask grandparents why we eat that goodie and wad is its significance.. more meaningful i guess.

take care everyone, thanks again to boss~!!

BOREDers

2006-01-20T06:56:00.000-08:00

heehee .. went to the job agency for a supposed interview.. i went in .. wrote my particulars.. and they say they will call me back. BAH!!!!!

so i went to wisma.. visit aiping!! haha she looks good with her new haircut!! and new hair colour!! everything new la she .. ahhaha .. she still summore ask me to buy 15 bottles of hair dye.. to reach her target.. TSK. haha. dun worry, i'll ask my mom if she needs any hair dye.. but not so kua zhang until 15 bottles la.. mayb .. 30 bottles only will be sufficient ya?

den after visit aiping i go borders.. wah shiok sia .. dun need buy book .. go there sit down and read. they very smart .. provide a few chairs only.. but i smarter. i sit on the floor. read a whole magazine ah!! power.. halfway thru sum supervisor there say

"excuse sir, for the convenience of all our customers, would you please not sit on the floor?"

eh he called sir leh .. *smirk*

went to lavender for dinner with family.. wah the western food is POWER. who want good western food tell me i bring u there.. POWER.. met alot of people there.. haha. yiling, yuyan, val, denise (though she didnt recognise me.. can la)

i wonder how laoshi (my math tuition teacher) is doing.. hope u doing okay laoshi!!

oh and yiwen thinks im suffering from lameostoltosis.. dunno wad is that also .. ahaha .. take care people, happy reunion dinner!! goodnite

=/

2006-01-19T19:20:00.000-08:00

havent been blogging for a while

=/

had a really weird dream .. no dreams ... last nite

i dreamt that i was still in school or sumting .. den i was taking prelims .. i did the first paper .. den i went to sleep and it was the next day..22nd of .. some month. dennnn.. i tot i didnt have any paper.. but i got all flustered and started checking my timetable and askign my mom wad day was it. turns out im supposed to go for physics SPA at 11am.. and the time is 11am. so i was quite at my wits end.. dat was when i woke up.. hahaha it was like ermmmm 745? went back to sleep after..

the next dream was about me participating in the apprentice. haha .. ive always wanted to join it i guess.. seems really fun .. an opportunity to interact with people .. usually with character traits u cant stand.. haha well i was running around the whole time while the rest were slacking away, finding opportunities to eat the nice food at the restaurant.. hahaha weird la just weird.

okay!! now u all are so bored. have fun for the weekend!!!

please take me drunk if i'm home

2006-01-07T09:00:00.001-08:00

hahaha ... i was just watching my dad watch tv.. it was an old old hong kong movie .. haha

girl: "hong yan zhi!!"

hong yan zhi turns around

BISH!!!!! .. hahahahaha!!! the girl slaps him and there is this really loud whip sound like BISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! and she only touched his cheek and it sounded like a lion tamer whipping the tiger. HAHHAHAHHAHHA damn dunny.......

went for ms lee's husband's art exhibition today.. will continue tmr cuz im too tired...

please take me drunk if i'm home

2006-01-07T09:00:00.000-08:00

weird..

2006-01-04T18:02:00.000-08:00

some crazy stuff is happening

i lost 10 - 1 to my brother at 2 man daidee
our family is starting to talk to our cats as if they were human
dad plays black jack by himself

maddddness!! my family should be on ripley's believe it or not.. going to find kat and play football now.. seeya~!

2006-01-04T05:19:00.000-08:00

bad start..

2006-01-04T05:10:00.000-08:00

got myself sick on the 2nd day of the new year!! cool eh.. damn .. dad says i get sick very easily .. once in 4 months. . doesnt sound like alot but it actually is!! o wells..

job hunting is rather frustrating .. i had 2 temp jobs, 1 that alvin offered me as an event official for 40 bucks and another job which duane offered at 50 a day. turned out alvin's din need me anymore and duane's one needed us to work seperately.. so now im still left with the waiter job at the sheralton.. still havent started work yet though .. pfftt.. bored stiff at home.

1,2,3,4,5 .. what?!?! its 2006 already?!!??!?!

2005-12-31T07:35:00.000-08:00

as mizuki dookie julie would put it, goodbye 2005 hello 2006. i guess 2005 has been a really hectic year with certain ups and certain downs. i have about 23 minutes to get this entry in b4 2006. *inhales deep breathe of air*

i guess the year has tired to teach me that pacing is really important. burn outs were pretty frequent but i can say i did my best to start well and end well. more memorable events include Nano5, 'A' Levels, Nationals and i finished my first novel~!! (yes joyce i expect a trophy of sort) all four hundred and forty pages of it!! i could say ive been a more driven person and i had alot more control of myself.

Shoutouts to :

AJBT teammates : chewteng, zhangpei, yuying, sheng xiong, hock, kelvin, john, kangwei, michelle, xueqin, shiying, cynthia, fong er :; thanks for being with there, thanks for sticking together as a team .. i cant express how grateful and proud i am of each and every single one of u. u guys certainly taught me alot of things i should have learnt a long time ago. hope to keep in touch with u guys and stay strong always as AJBT.

Nano5 teammates: jeremy, calista, ai lin, alvin, serxing, yong chuen, xin jie, sarah, yiyang, olivia, mr seow, miss lee, miss chan, shiwei, su yee, joyce, yiwen, aiping, stella, li chin, wei fang, kang li, jia yi, jenna, marilyn, yu min, jaimie, jie ying, lucia, peiqi, HUIXIAN, SHIN HUNG, ADHIRAJ. i just want to reach out and give a great big hug to all u guys, it certainly made the end of the year a truly memorable one.

a big thank you to 30/04 especially caren, cheeguan and occasionally victor for great company during the mad rush to mug for the a levels. oh and i would like to apologise to MING HUI for my servere relectance to hand in class fund money. =)

its 12am HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
still have a few more people to mention ;)

thank you to my teachers : MR YIP, MRS IP, MR SEET, MDM YAM, MR TAN SHUN LONG, MRS SUDHIR, MR LIM KOK WEE and a whole lot more relief teachers during j1 which i have forgotten their names. thank you all. thank you all for bearing my poor attitude and some times aggresive behavior haha!!

special thanks to caren. thanks for being such a wonderful friend all this while. i still keep the "very important person award", here is letting u know that your a very important friend to me as well yup? take care always and my blessings to you and daniel ;)

an even more specialer thank you and mentioning to my best friend of 7 years FIELD aka BOSS. of everything that i need to thank, is the criticism that u constantly rain down on me and forever reminding me of how lousy a person i was in sec2 and a little of it still remains as i sit here typing this entry. it has been ur criticism that jolts me, that alerts me of how much better a person i can really be. and thank you for always being there to give sound advice, whenever im in doubt of myself or other people, ur name springs to mind for who to look for comfort. u are like my pillow =/ more than anything else u are always there for me.

lastly and most importantly thank you mommy and daddy i would not be who i am and where i am today if not for you. i know its hard supporting and taking care of ur semi retarded son. thanks daddy for driving around singapore all the time to pick me up thanks for working as hard as you do. thanks for mommy for just being mommy =)

havent got any new year resolutions planned at the moment, will try to make afew while at east coast park ... oh PROCRASTINATION. haha .. take care everybody, may the coming years ahead be full of joy and succes, God bless you all =D

u know what yao did to me in sec2 ~!?????????

2005-12-30T08:32:00.000-08:00

hehe, went to alexandra hospital in the late morning for hopefully a final review of my sorry little butt (quite literally). so i went to clinic K, the staff say its a clinic L, as wad was written on my appointment card. DOH! how dumb of me.. so i go clinic L, the staff there say ..

staff: "oops sorry, its actually at clinic K"

me: "*(&^#%$!)(!&#)&!(*&^$%#^!)&$#)!(&^"

haha .. so went back to clinic K where they took forever to process my appointment, apparantly they didnt have my record for an appointment (always the case eh?) .. so when my turn finally came .. which was quite fast actually cuz i came early. haha dun say i never teach u all.. if the appointment dere say 1155.. u come at 1130.. den u will get to see the doctor on time.. ahhhh .. steady right??? ahh.. see one more new thing u learnt from yaohui.

long story short, doctor cleared me of my stiff butt (no joke!) and signed me for DISCHARGE. wooooot!!! and the best part of it , cmpb paid for my consultation bills!! for added effect, i purposefully asked the clerk at the counter .. "do i need to make any payment??" .. ahhhh the glory of it all

met up with dad for lunch after that .. a wonderfully scrumptious bowl of LOR MEE at commonwealth area, the best lor mee u can ever eat i so solemly promise. den went straight to the third place to see CARACAL play a set. well.. lets just say.. me being the fool, and boss being the jackass.. told me that the thing starts at 4 .. i went down at 3.30 just so i can hear them do sound check. i ask chris where's field, chris says " oh hes not here yet, he'll be here soon"...
i would soon find out soon would be 2 hours later.

i sat myself down onto the comfy sofas they have there, took out my book, and started reading.. infront of 20 other ppl all properly dressed up looking cool. dangggg.... they must have thought to themselves .. WTF.. MUGGER... after 1 hour i sms boss

yao : eh boss sorry ah wad time are u guys playing? i have this feeling i might not be able to make it

(20 minutes later boss replies)

boss: oh sorry, been really busy setting up.. we playing at 6. not compulsory that u come dude. =)

SETTING UP MY ARSE.. i was sitting there the whole time and i tot .. maybbbe there is a stage sumone back behing god knows where that im not aware about .. maybe ... just maybe...

5.20pm .. now the crowd is really strolling in, and all of them happen to notice me, the only goondoo.. reading a book at a rock gig. BRILLIANT..

5.30pm .. boss enters the building.. yes i repeat, boss has entered. the. building. i pretend that i din see him and continue to be "engrossed" in my book ..

5.33pm
boss: "Yao?????"

AHAHHAHA .. anyway the CARACAL set wasnt the best but still good. thanks boss for inviting me again. haha do send me the recordings soon yup. well anyhow, met sidney and estrella and ate beef ball noodles. with a very interesting conversation after the end of the meal. =) it was a good day today.

thanks once again to charmaine and elim for letting me accompany them to get a job. thanks boss for making me wait 2 hours and thanks sidney and estrella and boss for wonderful company throughout the night. cheers~

2005-12-29T08:02:00.000-08:00

sum funny conversation between my boss and myself. enjoy. AHHHA

keep ur head up pal.. says:
allan wu
keep ur head up pal.. says:
he got nice build as well
Shaking. says:
but he got pea brain
keep ur head up pal.. says:
AHHHHHAHAhah
keep ur head up pal.. says:
HAHAHAHAha
Shaking. says:
and the fucker is somehow married to wong li lin?????
life is not fair
keep ur head up pal.. says:
haha
keep ur head up pal.. says:
wad make u say he got pea brain
Shaking. says:
that time saw him bowling at cineleisure
Shaking. says:
and then after he bowl
Shaking. says:
he like look under the bowling machine for the ball to come back
Shaking. says:
when it comes through the top
Shaking. says:
like you la, stupid
keep ur head up pal.. says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
keep ur head up pal.. says:
LOL
keep ur head up pal.. says:
HAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
keep ur head up pal.. says:
LLOl
keep ur head up pal.. says:
AHAhahahah

if you dont buy a ticket, you'll never will the lottery

2005-12-28T04:26:00.000-08:00

hmm .. got up this morning, unenthusiastic abt looking up the papers and calling up for part time positions. hey guess wad! it turned out, some one answered one of the many many many online applications that i sent! the lady over the phone said that her client from blar blar blar company would like to have a interview with me!! and she made it sound like i was a very special applicant. like .. 1 out of 1000000!! like ... singapore idol!!! like .. haha nvm.. den she say interview 3.30.. UH OH ... that might clash with my pan pacific hotel interview for a waiter's job.. and you know what that dumbass bodoh head yaohui did?? dumbass: "oh .. im very honoured.. but erm .. i dont think i can make it ah ... can change day?!??!?!" Sham: "oh i see .. well .. my client cannot arrange another day for you.. nevermind its okay" yup.. yaohui .. number 1 idiot. so i told dad about it and he nearly flipped.. hahahha den long story short, i called the lady back and said i can make it and she said she'll send me the details .. phew.. so it was a mad rush to find all the certificates and whatever stuff i could use to shove it into their faces.. UNFORTUNATELY, the lady called back and said that her client has an urgent meeting to attend so the interview is .. CAN-CELLED!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAH... wicked chain of events.. haha .. ok so met up with elim and charmaine at city link .. damn .. they were all dressed pretty and i was in jeans and a polo. HAHAHA they made me look more of a clown den i already am. i was so sure that pan pac would take both of them in and kick me out...so we stumbled to ritz charlton hotel and filled up some forms for waiter job den they will call us. den went to pan pac. . met up with edwin... looked very gay.. fair fair de.. abit chubby .. ahha so he interviewed us individually .. and apparently he must have really liked my smile cuz all 3 of us got accepted. hehehe.. so i got attached to the banquet and charmaine and elim went to coffeehouse.. i met with some lady at banquet dept and she talked to me for 30 seconds.. "hmm.. can la can la.. but hor.. u hair .. cannot la .. must gel .. finger nail must cut regularly, wear plain black shoes.. den must training for 2 weeks first. ok can liao u can go" HAHAHAHA. den i followed charmaine and elim to the coffeehouse where i waited outside coffeehouse for them .. after 5 min .. some worker dere say i cannot wait there.. haha ok lor so i go marina square burger king and had my first fast food meal since ... 5 weeks ago haha ... they spent a good 30 min with the coffeehouse ppl .. in the end .. charmaine and elim had to take some injection for typhloid. so they din take the job in the end... wicked chain of events. so for the next 2 hours went around esplanade and suntec looking for job .. not much luck .. so anyway .. im not going to start work will 2 weeks later cuz must take training. so im still waiting for the temp admin job interview which they will let me know soooooooooooon. hahaha yup .. below are just some random pics i took of kat and evil eye and the house..
telephone operator sleeping on the job

telephone operator sleeping on the job, =

Crack!
"I hate tuna in jelly" - evil eye

did he just move?

6BD

2005-12-27T08:25:00.000-08:00

had a 6BD class gathering...its an annual thing and tis year by far has been the most successful~ pot luck where everyone brought something.. there were 17 ppl there which is really really quite a good turn out.. saw great pals like peng keong, tian en and hey although not close to some, it was certainly very nice to see them again. thanks joan for letting us use ur house AGAIN.talked mostly about our pri school days..which lasted us the entire night frm like 8 to 1230. good fun it was.

so okay i spent the whole morning making phone calls for job positions and not very successful.. anyone with lobang please let me know okay!!!

i nearly forgot

2005-12-26T10:31:00.000-08:00

special thanks to Joyce Yip, aka the conster who conned me into creating a blog. THANKS ALOT!!!! im enjoying blogging!! haha

i think olivia very biah

2005-12-26T10:30:00.000-08:00

bcuz she is orh-lee-biah..

farnie ... farnie...

white coffee corner

2005-12-26T00:14:00.000-08:00

so lunch was particularly interesting cuz as usual my mom wanted to check out a eating place which she found from a newspaper cutting. the thing is, everytime she does it.. the stall is either closed, or relocated. i cant tell u how hillarious this is..
so its this place at commonwealth ave.. and for some reason there's a whole area called commonwealth ave. block 40A. hahhaaha, dad spent a good 15 min searching for the friggin place and we came to a conclusion that the whole damn BLOCK got dimolished since the whole place seemed to be under renovation.. haha got me really tickled~!!! mom checked the street directory and was like .. its near queenstown and dad went like 'yah wad queenstown still around' which was really funny!! hahahhah ... okay u guys probably think im sucha lame ass.. HAHAHAHA but i just wanna say it was really funny. =D

at 6 months, he copied dad's swing

2005-12-26T00:03:00.000-08:00

was reading the papers just now (mom and dad would be so proud) and came across afew articles, one of them was tis surprise marriage proposal by .... i dunno who.. hahha!! at the bird park.. and a tiger woods special ..

ELDRICK (TIGER) WOODS, 29, has an unprecedented career since becoming a professional golfer in the late summer of 1996. He has won 63 tournaments.........he earned US$9188321 ($15m) on the PGATour (US$11034530 worldwide) and broke the PGA Tour record of US$6616585 which he set in 1999. woods increased his record total on the PGA Tour career money list to US$55770760 through 2005, and had won US$68151294 worldwide. Woods was also the youngest Masters champion ever, at the age of 21 years, three months and 14 days, and was the first Major championship winnder of African or Asian heritage.

source:pgatour.com
The New Paper, Monday 26 Dec 2006

this guy is friggin amazing.. and he's only 29. he's got a sincere intention of helping kids develop, with the opening of Tiger Woods Learning Centre due next month. and when it comes to children, he has always obliged with his signature. amazing guy..

2005-12-25T19:35:00.000-08:00

Yaohui, your true color is Brown!

You're brown, a credible, stable color that's reminiscent of fine wood, rich leather, and wistful melancholy. Most likely, you're a logical, practical person ruled more by your head than your heart. With your inquisitive mind and insatiable curiosity, you're probably a great problem solver. And you always gather all of the facts before coming to a timely, informed decision. Easily intrigued, you're constantly finding new ways to challenge your mind, whether it's by reading the newspaper, playing a trivia game, or composing a piece of music. Brown is an impartial, neutral color, which means you tend to see the difference between fact and opinion easily and are open to many points of view. Trustworthy and steady, you really are a brown at heart.

hey, brown is my favourite colour anyhow~!!! haha

DECADENCE

2005-12-25T19:04:00.000-08:00

"when robots go crazy"

"pretence"
"Destroy Me"
"Headless"
"Pheonix_2"
"Pheonix 2"
"Saviour"

"City"

you can't contol the wind but you can set the sails..

2005-12-25T18:42:00.000-08:00

"Cherublove"

good morning~ woke up relatively early today considering i slept at 1 plus last nite. cant seem to sleep past 9am.. damn.. wish i could sleep like some of my friends.. sleep till 1pm!?!!? den i would have 12 hours of sleep! woot. haha ok last night i was watching mtv greenday: bullet in a bible.. it was a great show and i cant seem to think of a bad song they wrote. though simple, it never fails to show their emotions. and i quote billie joe armstrong during the show "you cant control the wind but you can set the sails." quite meaningful i suppose. (another debrief moment? =D ) anyhow, i missed my malaria pill medication last night so heck la just took it this morning. hmmm.. im still reading john grisham's The Bretheren which i borrowed from jeremy like ... 3 weeks ago?? haha yah im a slow reader alright!!! but hey im feeling pretty proud of myself cuz i'll always run out of steam and give up reading the book cuz im too slow. haha! dun worry jeremy~!! i'll finish it by thursday and give it back to u at the bbq~!!

and oh, hey everyone, do not spend any money yet on clothes cuz im the official DECADENCE sales promoter. if u havent heard DECADENCE is a new line of clothes design and made specially by my buddy/boss field. i strongly recommend you his designs and clothes range from jackets to shirts (not a very broad range but nvm = ) and not just because im an official DECADENCE sales promoter, but cuz its too darn good to miss. as u might already have seen, the designs above are some of his awesome works and more to come!! the colour combinations are open for negotiation!! if u like any of the designs, feel free to drop me a line, the official DECADENCE sales promoter and we can work out a great price for you. my boss is even giving away as a special year end membership which would entitle u to a one time only ultimate discount of 1.5% off all original price tags. not to be missed eh~!

PS: Yaohui is a damn good businesswoman.

my very first entry

2005-12-24T22:43:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas everyone!!